The Occasion Writer
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The Occasion
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Finding the perfect poem for your occasion can be a difficult task. On The Occasion Writer, you’ll find a selection of unique, fun and light hearted poems perfect for your special day or event. There is a poem for everyone here, whether you prefer something a bit soppier or something a bit sillier!
Plus, you can find some fantastic blogs to read with stories, tips and tricks on various occasion related themes.
The Realities of Marriage
A sock on the floor or keys misplaced,
These little things in life, leaving us disgraced.
The battle of the thermostat, a daily bout,
Negotiating whose turn it is to take the rubbish out.
A scuffle for the TV remote, a fierce fight,
And who’s forgotten to turn off the light?
Who’s the loudest snorer, causing displease?
And who hogs the duvet, causing a freeze?
The daily question of who does more cleaning,
No doubt leaves at least one of you screaming.
Who squeezes the toothpaste, a constant debate?
And who gets to choose the next dinner date?
Struggle for space in the bathroom drawer,
Or bickering about who dropped crumbs on the floor.
Boasting “I’m more tired” like it’s a competition,
Navigating Ikea, a true expedition.
Lost something? No way, did you point and blame?
Accusing of theft would be quite a game!
These tiny tiffs put your love to the test,
But there’s no one more enjoyable you like to pest.
The daily squabbles, laugh through them as a pair,
Be an incredible team, that doesn’t compare.
Jesting your way through every endeavour,
Oh, this wonderful feeling will last forever.
